For you late night secession-minded folks, here is our finished State of Jefferson flag. http://twitpic.com/2ftq78

“Every branny breakfast item in a New York Starbucks is a fucking Blood Muffin.” http://cot.ag/cvpHca

Many people will die unrelated deaths of old age on the morning of the Apocalypse.

Working together is a form of prognostication. Learning is time travel.

NEED A WARMER OVER HERE. THANK YOU

“What is laxly said, is badly thought.” – Adorno

“I want to be able to call in airstrikes at safeway.” [yes, yes GOD yes!]

“The most delightful is the youth of the first beard growth.” – Homer

In the future no one will know what we were talking about.

ABCr: Always Be Cross-referencing.

PRAY to the deity of creative integrity; DISPEL demons of superfluous hyperlinkage; SLAY the succubi of tangential cross-reference.

Sublimating the desire to turn every project into the Arcades Project.

Nothing like walking down the side of a busy trash-strewn street clutching an empty gas can to make you feel like an American.

Only in America do we get a black president delivering a eulogy for a former KKK member.

All my metaphors are bullets.

Hating the invocation of any particular American state in fiction/poetry. It’s cheap. Like using Orpheus. Or Hamlet.

Shouted death threats filtering in from the street with the afternoon sun.

Invariably drawn to defend the unpopular, minority, and dangerous argument.

Try to live each day as if you didn’t know that when you die you’ll invariably void your bowels.

I think mainstream culture has “turned on, tuned in, and dropped out” to you and me.